Oversea Conductor

Woots. Today got australian conductor come to teach us. Then teach us that when saying words like this, these, the, that must pronounce "th" properly. After he gone, tio scolded by our conductor coz he always call us pronounce the "th", we always forgot. Then, today the australian conductor come teach us, we sang it beautifully. Den our conductor say we very practical.

Den we were like being taught 3 songs, while we were standing?!! Den Yen Ping and Candy all complaining. Then when the conductor teaching the sopranos(high pitched), we(alto-low pitched) were like standing there doing nth. Den when it was our turn, the sopranos could sit. We were like "what the?"D: But Yen Ping, Candy and I all think that if the australian conductor was to teach us for the SYF, we sure get gold de-----no offence to current conductor, coz u oso very good, but not as good as the australian conductor x) But truly, we think that the australian conductor is so good de. But dunno y he keep doing the action mark lee does in Ah Long Ptd---putting his hand in a way that looks so...dun wanna tok bout it lerz..

But yays for the next choir practice. Actually not called practice. Coz next session, we not singing at all. We gonna play water games. Woots! JEALOUS right? x)

Hahs, came across this e-mail that I think is quite farny.
Important things to take note:
1.This is just a joke
2.This e-mail is not very polite
3.You can choose not to see
4.It is a little good as it builds ur public awareness
5.It is about Mas Selamat---the escaped JI leader

If you dun wanna read on, its ok. I just wanna share sumthing funny. IF you dun wan to read, u can exit becoz there are no more content after this. Early goodbyes!





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Content of the email -

The Great Singapore Search is still on, and people have been circulating pictures of escaped terrorist Mas Alamak Kastari so that members of the public can help to spot him. But not say we say what, the pictures (below) are not very helpful leh:



Almost the same, what! I mean, this guy is smart enough to escape ISD HQ, you think he wen go and find some more powderful disguise, meh?

In our one and only contribution to national security, TalkingCock.com brings you a handy guide to help spot Mas Alamak which you can print out and keep inside your wallet, just in case…



catch him soon leh! I'm sick and tired of seeing him everywhere. Lift door, bus stops, schools, buses etc etc.

Maybe we can catch this fella faster if we acted like all those criminal psychologists on TV and tried to “think like him”. So we did, and here’s what we came up with: THINGS ON THE ESCAPED TERRORIST’S TO DO LIST

1. Check 2 years’ worth of email.

2. Send out some ‘Change of Address’ notices.

3. Get a hot shower after having to escape through that toilet.

4. Catch up on all those episodes of ‘Lost’ I’ve stored on my DVR.

5. Pitch to MediaCorp my idea for a new reality show: “Who Wants to Marry the Country’s Most Wanted Man”.

6. Call up CMPB and apply for exit permit.

7. Log on to Facebook and:

a. change status update from ‘Selamat is meeting family today’ to ‘Selamat is hiding in a sewer somewhere until the coast is clear’.

b. update my profile picture to reflect my new disguise.

c. poke Osama.

8. Clarify to the press that it’s my LEG that’s limp. LEG!

9. Now that I’m out, I can hantam the smart-asses in my cell group who started referring to me in my absence as “Lim Peh” and added all those ‘Limp Bizkit’ songs to my iPod.

10. Forward my Her World subscription to my new address.

11. Write a novel chronicling my escape to Indonesia: “From First World to Third”

12. Finally get to use soft toilet paper, not the type at Whitley Road that’s so bleddy tough, you can make a rope with it to climb out the window.

13. Send Wong Kan Seng a postcard from Pekan Baru.

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